We get it. You don't have time for a vacation. Who does?

And really, what’s the difference between lying about winning a thousand bucks in Vegas over the weekend and lying about actually going? Everyone knows it never happened. Kind of like when I said I had an amazing time in Turks and Caicos, but instead went to my uncle’s Jersey wedding and came home with a deep orange tan that totally washed off in the shower. Fake vacations are simply better conversation.