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FEATURED
LAST CHANCE
SOAP
CLASSIC SOAP
TRIPLE MILLED BAR SOAP
WTF SOAP
ASTROLOGY SOAP
CANDLES
DUO CANDLES
WTF CANDLES
HIDDEN FORTUNE CANDLES
ASTROLOGY CANDLES
SEXY ZODIAC CANDLES
RETRO STRIPE CANDLES
EMERGENCY AMBIANCE
VINTAGE PAINT CAN·DLES
FUCK MARRY KILL
MAGIC CANDLES
ASTROLOGY
ASTROLOGY AIR FRESHENERS
ASTROLOGY CANDLES
SEXY ZODIAC CANDLES
ASTROLOGY SAFETY MATCHES
ASTROLOGY STICKERS
ASTROLOGY SOAP
ASTROLOGY PENCILS
ASTROLOGY JOURNALS
ASTROLOGY BIRTHDAY CARDS
FUN
AIR FRESHENERS
STICKERS
PUZZLES
COLORED PENCILS
MATCHBOOKS
MATCHBOXES
OFFICE
ALL PENCILS
PENCILS FOR EVERYONE
ANTI-HERO PENCILS
ASTROLOGY JOURNALS
ASTROLOGY PENCILS
NOTORIOUS AWARDS PEN SETS
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These beauties are some of our rarest products, and they’re going away forever…
Get ’em while you still can! Once they’re sold out, they’re donezo.
Note: these styles are not available for wholesale orders.
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A Candle for Hangovers
$12.00
$25.95
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Evil Presence Detected Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
$8.00
$12.95
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Other People Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
$8.00
$12.95
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Someone Coughed Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
$8.00
$12.95
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This Playlist Sucks Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
$8.00
$12.95
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A Candle for Outdoor People
$12.00
$25.95
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A Candle for Indoor People
$12.00
$25.95
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Forgot To Pay The Electric Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin
$8.00
$12.95
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Magic Candle for Instant Sex Appeal
$12.00
$14.95
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Magic Candle for Instant Karma
$12.00
$14.95
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Magic Candle for Instant Stardom
$12.00
$14.95
Sold Out
FMK Marry Candle
$11.95
$14.95