FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS $60+ 

NEW PRODUCTS

  • Soap for Gamers
    Soap for Gamers
    Soap for Gamers

    Soap for Gamers

    $12.50
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • Tofu Do Not Eat Bar Soap
    Tofu Do Not Eat Bar Soap
    Tofu Do Not Eat Bar Soap

    Tofu Do Not Eat Bar Soap

    $12.95
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • Fuck Bad Vibes Candle and Matchbook
    Fuck Bad Vibes Candle and Matchbook
    Fuck Bad Vibes Candle and Matchbook

    Fuck Bad Vibes Candle and Matchbook

    $20.95
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • Soap for My Favorite Person
    Soap for My Favorite Person
    Soap for My Favorite Person

    Soap for My Favorite Person

    $12.50
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • Soap for Country as Fuck
    Soap for Country as Fuck
    Soap for Country as Fuck

    Soap for Country as Fuck

    $12.50
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • Butter Do Not Eat Bar Soap
    Butter Do Not Eat Bar Soap
    Butter Do Not Eat Bar Soap

    Butter Do Not Eat Bar Soap

    $12.95
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • Sham Do Not Eat Bar Soap
    Sham Do Not Eat Bar Soap
    Sham Do Not Eat Bar Soap

    Sham Do Not Eat Bar Soap

    $12.95
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • Fruit Cake Do Not Eat Bar Soap
    Fruit Cake Do Not Eat Bar Soap
    Fruit Cake Do Not Eat Bar Soap

    Fruit Cake Do Not Eat Bar Soap

    $12.95
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • Bacon Do Not Eat Bar Soap
    Bacon Do Not Eat Bar Soap
    Bacon Do Not Eat Bar Soap

    Bacon Do Not Eat Bar Soap

    $12.95
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • Soap for Aquaholics
    Soap for Aquaholics

    Soap for Aquaholics

    $12.50
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • Cheese Do Not Eat Bar Soap
    Cheese Do Not Eat Bar Soap
    Cheese Do Not Eat Bar Soap

    Cheese Do Not Eat Bar Soap

    $12.95
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • Fuck That Candle and Matchbook
    Fuck That Candle and Matchbook
    Fuck That Candle and Matchbook

    Fuck That Candle and Matchbook

    $20.95
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • Don't Fuck With Fire Candle and Matchbook
    Don't Fuck With Fire Candle and Matchbook
    Don't Fuck With Fire Candle and Matchbook

    Don't Fuck With Fire Candle and Matchbook

    $20.95
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • What the Fuck? Candle and Matchbook
    What the Fuck? Candle and Matchbook
    What the Fuck? Candle and Matchbook

    What the Fuck? Candle and Matchbook

    $20.95
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • Let That Shit Go Candle and Matchbook
    Let That Shit Go Candle and Matchbook
    Let That Shit Go Candle and Matchbook

    Let That Shit Go Candle and Matchbook

    $20.95
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • Calm the Fuck Down Candle and Matchbook
    Calm the Fuck Down Candle and Matchbook
    Calm the Fuck Down Candle and Matchbook

    Calm the Fuck Down Candle and Matchbook

    $20.95
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • Soap for Employee of the Month
    Soap for Employee of the Month
    Soap for Employee of the Month

    Soap for Employee of the Month

    $12.50
    Regular price
    Unit price per
  • Soap for This Shit is Bananas
    Soap for This Shit is Bananas
    Soap for This Shit is Bananas

    Soap for This Shit is Bananas

    $12.50
    Regular price
    Unit price per

Popular Collections

OUR CANDLES ARE

Real Reviews

  • ★★★★★

    “Beautifully crafted and terribly accurate... as an astrologer by trade, I can tell you, they did their research and called out every sign! Not to mention, they smell amazing!”

    I'm so excited to have these!
  • ★★★★★

    “Fun sassy product - great for small gifts or to add to larger ones!”

    Fun product
  • Soap for Hippie Chicks - Soap
    ★★★★★

    “Ordered on a Sunday evening with a note that my shop opened the following Saturday and asked if it would be possible to ship in time for opening day. They said YES! Awesome service and product. ”

    So funny and can’t wait to order again!
  • Fuck Yeah Candle - WTF
    ★★★★★

    “Our favorites were 'This Ho' and 'F... Yeah!' Lovely scents, LIGHTNING fast shipping, great packaging to keep all candles safe.”

    Fantastic and unique candles.
  • A Candle for Crazy Bitches - Candle
    ★★★★★

    “We LOVE this line of candles- The quality is top notch and shipping is always fast.”

    Funny as can be!
  • Astrology Soap Gemini - Astrology Soap
    ★★★★★

    “As a certified astrologer, I must say, someone def did their research! And now I'm building up an inventory of some of the other soaps. So happy with my purchases so far and I highly recommend this brand!”

    Love the products... and customer service is great too!
  • Soap for Bless Your Heart - Soap
    ★★★★★

    “I absolutely love these soaps. They are of great quality and shipping is fast.”

    Wonderful product
  • Aw Hell No Vintage Paint Can·dle - Vintage Paint Can•dles
    ★★★★★

    “Love this brand, from the packaging, quality, and quickness of shipping.”

    Super impressed...
  • Soap for My Favorite Teacher - Soap
    ★★★★★

    “These are so awesome! I love that they feel bigger than most homemade soaps. I love the colors, scents and the packaging! The candles are so beautiful!”

    Beautifully packaged and Cute!
  • Who Gives a Flying Fuck? Vintage Paint Can·dle - Vintage Paint Can•dles
    ★★★★★

    “Not only is the packaging amazing, but the quality of the products are wonderful! Will definitely be ordering again!”

    Hilarious!!
  • Fuck Work Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin - Emergency Ambiance
    ★★★★★

    “Love, love, LOVE working with this brand. Shopping and fulfillment speed is amazing. They go out of their way for customer satisfaction. So appreciative.”

    Above and beyond
  • Soap for Hot Moms - Soap
    ★★★★★

    “Always on time if not early, great communication and the soaps smell great!”

    Such a great company
  • Pencils for Zero Fucks - Pencils
    ★★★★★

    “Fun gift idea & product received way earlier than expected - great turnaround time!”

    So fun
  • A Candle for Probably Swingers - Candle
    ★★★★★

    “Amazing customer service! Great lightly scented candles not too empowering!”

    Super fast shipping and great customer service
  • Soap for the Cool Aunt - Soap
    ★★★★★

    “Loved it so much ordered again”

    Perfectooo
  • Sunday Scaries Emergency Ambiance Travel Tin - Emergency Ambiance
    ★★★★★

    “Love the products of this company and will be ordering more (bought air fresheners and emergency candles)”

    Love it!!
  • I Fucking Love You Candle - WTF
    ★★★★★

    “Some of the funniest, best smelling products you can buy!!”

    Fantastic!!
  • What The Actual Fuck Candle - WTF
    ★★★★★

    “I found their "What the Actual Fuck?" candle at Salzer's Records in Ventura, and bought it because of the label alone. I lit it for the first time a few days ago (the situation absolutely called for it), and the scent was incredible!I am a lifelong fan! Please keep up the amazing work!”

     I love your candles!
Want 15% off?