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Don't Be a Cunt on Christmas Holiday Triple-Milled Boxed Bar Soap

Don't Be a Cunt on Christmas Holiday Triple-Milled Boxed Bar Soap

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  • Vegan
  • Paraben-Free
  • Cruelty-Free
  • Made in USA
  • Organic

Pine Scent

The anti-bah humbug soap Jesus loves! Just remember, Santa knows.

Our Soap

Triple-milled bar soap boxed in retro-inspired packaging.

  • Net weight: Approximately 3 oz.
  • Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L
  • 100% vegan
  • Made in the USA


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Shipping

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Please send an email to onlineorders@whiskeyriversoap.com if you have any questions.