LIGHT ’EM UP.
Yeah, matches are USEFUL. And we know everyone likes lighting shit on fire occasionally... no? Just me and my student loan paperwork? Oh, ok. Anyway, throw a matchbook in with that candle you’re gifting! Leave it as the tip for your server! We know they’ll be just as surprised as you once they read what businesses are selling these days.
Yikes!
Old School Matchbooks Pack: Lazy SusanIncludes 4 matchbooks: Lazy Susan Cleaning Service, Gateway Drugs, Schrodinger’s Box of Cats, and Dick Dickerson Private Eye.