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      FIRST WORLD PHOBIA CANDLES

      The struggle is real!

      Ugh, life is like, SO hard. Luckily for you, we've created this new set of soy votives to burn away all those pesky first world phobias!
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      Burn Away Adultophobia Candle
      $5.00 $9.95
      Burn Away Buzzophobia Candle Burn Away Buzzophobia CandleOn Sale
      Burn Away Buzzophobia Candle
      $5.00 $9.95
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      Burn Away Duckophobia Candle
      $5.00 $9.95
      Burn Away Fakeophobia Candle Burn Away Fakeophobia CandleSold Out
      Burn Away Fakeophobia Candle
      $5.00 $9.95
      Burn Away Guacophobia Candle Burn Away Guacophobia CandleOn Sale
      Burn Away Guacophobia Candle
      $5.00 $9.95
      Burn Away Chadophobia Candle Burn Away Chadophobia CandleSold Out
      Burn Away Chadophobia Candle
      $5.00 $9.95
      Burn Away Shopophobia Candle Burn Away Shopophobia CandleOn Sale
      Burn Away Shopophobia Candle
      $5.00 $9.95