15% OFF EVERYTHING THROUGH JUNE 15TH! | FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OVER $60 

GIFTS FOR PEOPLE YOU SECRETLY RESENT

  • Poor Sports Awards Pen Set
    Poor Sports Awards Pen Set

    Poor Sports Awards Pen Set

    $3.95
  • Drunk Greeting Card
    Drunk Greeting Card

    Drunk Greeting Card

    $2.95
  • ’Piss Off’ Awareness Band - Awareness Band
    ’Piss Off’ Awareness Band - Awareness Band

    "Piss Off" Awareness Band

    $3.00
  • "Dick's Original" Old School Lip Balm Tin
    "Dick's Original" Old School Lip Balm Tin

    "Dick's Original" Old School Lip Balm Tin

    $5.25
  • ’Blah Fucking Blah’ Awareness Band - Awareness Band
    "Blah Fucking Blah" Awareness Band

    "Blah Fucking Blah" Awareness Band

    $3.00
  • Soap for Flying Solo
    Soap for Flying Solo

    Soap for Flying Solo

    $12.95
  • Pencils with Low Self-Esteem
    Pencils with Low Self-Esteem

    Pencils with Low Self-Esteem

    $12.50
  • You're So Random Gift Box
    You're So Random Gift Box

    You're So Random Gift Box

    $29.95
  • Soap for Momma's Boy
    Soap for Momma's Boy

    Soap for Momma's Boy

    $12.95
  • Soap for Widdle Babies
    Soap for Widdle Babies

    Soap for Widdle Babies

    $12.95
  • A Candle for Red Flags
    A Candle for Red Flags

    A Candle for Red Flags

    $27.95
  • A Candle for Country as Fuck
    A Candle for Country as Fuck

    A Candle for Country as Fuck

    $27.95
  • A Candle for My Baby Daddy
    A Candle for My Baby Daddy

    A Candle for My Baby Daddy

    $27.95
  • A Candle for Flying Solo
    A Candle for Flying Solo

    A Candle for Flying Solo

    $27.95
  • A Candle for Widdle Babies
    A Candle for Widdle Babies

    A Candle for Widdle Babies

    $27.95
  • A Candle for Happy-ish - Candle
    A Candle for Happy-ish

    A Candle for Happy-ish

    $27.95

Shop

About Us

Customer Service

CONNECT

onlineorders@whiskeyriversoap.com
740-973-9817

© 2026, Whiskey River Soap Co.