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  • Excuse Pencils for Introverts
  • Excuse Pencils for Introverts

Excuse Pencils for Introverts

Regular price

People Suck

That’s why you prefer to stay inside with your stuffed animal collection. But sometimes it’s a little hard to admit that in public. So we’ve carefully crafted a few extremely plausible excuses to get you out of all those pesky social obligations. Like happy hour. Your niece’s school play. Office parties. Your wedding.


Pencils:

  • Sorry, I Have Ebola
  • My Legs Fell Off This Morning
  • The Damn Toilet Exploded
  • I've Been Abducted By Aliens
  • I'm Stuck at the Dubai Airport
  • I Accidentally Drank Some Bleach
  • There's a Wild Boar in the Driveway
  • People Scare Me
Our Pencils
  • Contains 8 standard No. 2 pencils
  • Hand-assembled in the USA


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Shipping

Since our products are handmade, orders don't ship immediately. We'll send you tracking info when we create your shipping label so you can track your package. 

Please send an email to onlineorders@whiskeyriversoap.com if you have any questions.