CHEER UP, SILLY PENCIL!
Life’s not so bad. There are still plenty of us out there who like you: elementary school kids, golfers, artists, and uhhh… did I say schoolchildren already? But hey, things could be worse. I mean, who wants to be a crayon, right? So hold your head high, humble pencil. You’ll always have a place in our hearts and at our desks… at least until we toss you out.
Low Self-Esteem Pencils
8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils
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