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  • Soap for Evil Dictators
  • Soap for Evil Dictators
  • Soap for Evil Dictators
  • Soap for Evil Dictators
  • Soap for Evil Dictators

Soap for Evil Dictators

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  • Vegan
  • Paraben-Free
  • Cruelty-Free
  • Made in USA
  • Organic

Or dictator wannabes.

If you want to be the supreme leader of anything, you’re going to need your own army. And soap. And of course it’ll be the color of your enemy’s blood. Which is red, fyi, unless your only enemies are stink bugs. So bust out the Soap for Evil Dictators and pretend you’re riding a unicorn that’s towing the grizzly bear you just wrangled to the ground while solving a Rubik’s Cube ... one-handed.

Stale Tobacco Scented


Introducing our "From the Vault" throwback soaps:

  • Soap for Hipsters
  • Soap for Small Towns
  • Soap for Evil Dictators
  • Soap for #Goals
  • Soap for Outdoor People
  • Soap for Happy Campers


In honor of 2025 marking 10 years of Whiskey River Soap, we're bringing back some of our most iconic soaps for a limited time. A lot has changed over the last decade, but we're still making the same products that made you laugh in 2015, by hand in the USA.

Our Soap

Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

  • Net weight: Approximately 6 oz.
  • 100% vegan
  • Handmade in the USA

Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

© 2025 Whiskey River Soap Co.

Shipping

Since our products are handmade, orders don't ship immediately. We'll send you tracking info when we create your shipping label so you can track your package. 

Please send an email to onlineorders@whiskeyriversoap.com if you have any questions.