Where Dysfunction Meets Fragrance
Your emotional baggage—now in bar soap form!
Whiskey River Soap makes funny, painfully self-aware products for people who are tired of ready-made identical brands. Founded in 2014 with only a handful of cash and a lot of sarcasm, we turn our handmade soaps, candles, pencils and more into therapy-adjacent retail gold. Everything is written, designed, and packaged in-house. Our products are wildly giftable, weirdly relatable, and frequently copied (but never duplicated). If your customers laugh-cried in public last week, they’ll probably love us.