Who TF Is Running This Place?

Tabitha Wilson
owner.

A few things about Tabitha.

She has two children, a dog that thinks delivery people are all axe murderers (for good reason, obviously), and a cat who couldn't give a fuck. She has an extensive design background in advertising, magazines, and film, and has created best-selling products for Genuine Fred including Borrow My Pen? and The Daily Mood Flipchart.

The Story. One usually starts a soap company because they like making soap. Not Tabitha. She started with wanting to say something snarky and needed something to put it on. Being an out-of-work professional hula hooper with bills to pay, she landed on creating a line of humorous handmade soaps. What started in her kitchen is now housed in her 3-story building with close to 30 employees. In 2015, Whiskey River’s "Soap for Hipsters" went viral and it just kept growing from there. Whiskey River has been featured in a bunch of articles and such (click here to see some) but most recently was featured on the TODAY show on December 8, 2022.

Why has it taken so long for us to want to tell this story?

Well, to be perfectly honest, we’re lazy ne’er-do-wells who prefer sitting around staring at the wall instead of doing productive things like paying rent and issuing parking tickets like SOME people (you know who you are).