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  • Fruit Cake Do Not Eat Bar Soap
  • Fruit Cake Do Not Eat Bar Soap
  • Fruit Cake Do Not Eat Bar Soap
  • Fruit Cake Do Not Eat Bar Soap

Fruit Cake Do Not Eat Bar Soap

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  • Vegan
  • Paraben-Free
  • Cruelty-Free
  • Made in USA
  • Organic

That petrified taste!

Densely packed, questionably festive, and somehow always appears at the holidays. This version actually serves a purpose. Smells way better than Aunt Edna’s.

Fruitcake Scented

Our Soap

Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.

  • Net weight: Approximately 6 oz.
  • 100% vegan
  • Handmade in the USA

Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.

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Shipping

Since our products are handmade, orders don't ship immediately. We'll send you tracking info when we create your shipping label so you can track your package. 

Please send an email to onlineorders@whiskeyriversoap.com if you have any questions.