CYBER MONDAY DEALS 

  • Old School Matchboxes Full Set: WTF
  • Old School Matchboxes Full Set: WTF
  • Old School Matchboxes Full Set: WTF
  • Old School Matchboxes Full Set: WTF
  • Old School Matchboxes Full Set: WTF

Old School Matchboxes Full Set: WTF

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LIGHT ’EM THE FUCK UP.

Yeah, matches are fucking USEFUL. And not just for lighting candles. Place them in your attic to ward off ghosts! Chuck them in your bag and set fires on the go. Fucking perfect for the unemployed! Guaranteed dolphin-safe by Ol’ Uncle Jimbo. WARNING: never perch matchboxes precariously on the edge of a baby’s crib.

 

Old School Matchboxes: WTF
Includes all 6 matchboxes from our curse word-filled matchbox release: Fuck Bad Vibes, Fuck That, Calm the Fuck Down, What the Fuck?, Don’t Fuck with Fire, and Let That Shit Go.

© 2024 Whiskey River Soap Co.
MADE IN JAPAN
Our Matchboxes
  • Includes a full set of 6 different matchboxes
  • Made in Japan
  • Full-color


© 2024 Whiskey River Soap Co.

Shipping

Since our products are handmade, orders don't ship immediately. We'll send you tracking info when we create your shipping label so you can track your package. 

Please send an email to onlineorders@whiskeyriversoap.com if you have any questions.