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  • Pencils for Procrastinators
  • Pencils for Procrastinators

Pencils for Procrastinators

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Two Weeks.

Go ahead, ask me anything. Invariably, the answer will be “two weeks.” Wondering when I’ll get my grades up? Two weeks. Get my grades up and start working out? Two weeks. Get my grades up, start working out, call my dad, visit my Nana in Florida, get married, buy a house, file for divorce, start my own business and run for office? Two weeks, pal. Two. Weeks.


Pencils:

  • I Always Work Better When it's Next Week
  • Mindless Doodling Pencil
  • I Have to Finish This Netflix Series First
  • I'll Sharpen This Later
  • Procrastinating is Also An Achievement
  • I'll Find a Use for This Pencil Tomorrow
  • Last-Second Crunch Time Pencil
  • I'll Study After I Clean
Our Pencils
  • Contains 8 standard No. 2 pencils
  • Hand-assembled in the USA


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