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  • Pencils for The Middle Child
  • Pencils for The Middle Child

Pencils for The Middle Child

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Who Are You, Again?

The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you’re in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain’t all that. The only people who think so are #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven’t even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Ay caramba.


Pencils:

  • Who Are You Again?
  • Matches the Hair Color
  • You Never Did Like Attention
  • But You're Good with Rejection!
  • Online College Will Be Fine for You
  • Hand-Me-Down Pencil
  • Eternally Overlooked
  • Nobody Will Read This
Our Pencils
  • Contains 8 standard No. 2 pencils
  • Hand-assembled in the USA


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